If you have not seen the above video before you must not be from here. This video is one of the best in all the interwebs. I assume the video was filmed around the early 2000's and it if were later, please don't ruin it for me. Anyway, I was wondering this morning where the Evil Eye Baby is now, how old he is, and how he deals with all his fame and fortunes. I have come to the decision it was 2001, so that makes this kid 11 years old and in 6th grade now. The following is what I believe it might look like if I were to interview him.
Me: Hello Evil Eye Baby, let's get this show on the road. How many autographs do you sign a day?
Evil Eye Baby: I don't know like 7 to 10. It depends on how much homework Mr. Bojangles assigns in 3rd period English.
Me: Do you care if I call you Evil Eye Baby, I don't know your real name.
EEB: I would care if you used questions marks, why are you too lazy to go back and change your last statement to a question?
Me: I will be asking the questions here?...dang it. Anyway, is it hard for you to walk down the street with all your fans you must have?
EEB: Yeah...it is really hard to do, but not because of the fans.....I lived on the fact I could give em the evil eye. People loved it so much I never had to learn to walk. I would just get requests to give the evil eye everywhere I went. People would carry me from one table to the next. I really bottomed out when I went to pre-school and other kids were able to make funny faces and walk. Obviously, their faces weren't as great as mine.
Me:Obviously...
EEB: But I was just so far behind all the others. I finally learned to walk in 2nd grade. I quit giving the evil eye once I could walk, and people were not as interested some random 2nd grade kid who could barely walk.
Me:.....
EEB:Hello?!?
Me:Oh...yeah...rough stuff. I think I really only have one more question for you...could you...give em the evil eye???
EEB:......No!
Me: Fine....I will just go watch the video again...after posting this picture of you.
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| I see that this still image says March 31, 2007....but still...please don't ruin it for me. It would be more fun to interview a 4 year old though....maybe some other time. |
Question to my reader(s)? What is your favorite old school video or internet classic out there on the information super highway?
